"BANGOR, Maine — Authorities say a car rammed into the security gate outside Stephen King's home in Maine ... 25-year-old Renee Harris of Alton told police that an oncoming car veered into her lane about 9 a.m. Sunday. She swerved and crashed into the custom-made black iron fence ... No one was injured and the other *car* was not at the scene when police arrived. "
Was it a car? Was it, perhaps, a bird? A dark object swooping past the window of an unsuspecting driver who *may* have mistaken it for another vehicle?
Do we actually know where a certain dim-witted, life-challenged, sickly green individual was on that date?
Oy boy.
2 comments:
I'm telling ya... it all looks pretty suspicious to me.
I just knew he was capable of unspeakable acts. Thank goodness Mr King lives in a fortress! We should take a lesson from his book: life under the Dome or victim of the Little Undead. The choice is ours.
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