"If providence did beards devise,
To prove the wearers of them wise,
A fulsome goat would then, by nature,
Excel each other human creature." - Thomas D'Urfey

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

In The News

"BANGOR, Maine — Authorities say a car rammed into the security gate outside Stephen King's home in Maine .
.. 25-year-old Renee Harris of Alton told police that an oncoming car veered into her lane about 9 a.m. Sunday. She swerved and crashed into the custom-made black iron fence ... No one was injured and the other *car* was not at the scene when police arrived. "

Was it a car? Was it, perhaps, a bird? A dark object swooping past the window of an unsuspecting driver who *may* have mistaken it for another vehicle?

Do we actually know where a certain dim-witted, life-challenged, sickly green individual was on that date?

Oy boy.


Lisa T. said...

I'm telling ya... it all looks pretty suspicious to me.

J (storing supplies) said...

I just knew he was capable of unspeakable acts. Thank goodness Mr King lives in a fortress! We should take a lesson from his book: life under the Dome or victim of the Little Undead. The choice is ours.