"BANGOR, Maine — Authorities say a car rammed into the security gate outside Stephen King's home in Maine ... 25-year-old Renee Harris of Alton told police that an oncoming car veered into her lane about 9 a.m. Sunday. She swerved and crashed into the custom-made black iron fence ... No one was injured and the other *car* was not at the scene when police arrived. "
Was it a car? Was it, perhaps, a bird? A dark object swooping past the window of an unsuspecting driver who *may* have mistaken it for another vehicle?
Do we actually know where a certain dim-witted, life-challenged, sickly green individual was on that date?
Oy boy.
I'm telling ya... it all looks pretty suspicious to me.
ReplyDeleteI just knew he was capable of unspeakable acts. Thank goodness Mr King lives in a fortress! We should take a lesson from his book: life under the Dome or victim of the Little Undead. The choice is ours.
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