"If providence did beards devise,
To prove the wearers of them wise,
A fulsome goat would then, by nature,
Excel each other human creature." - Thomas D'Urfey

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

A Telegram From Home

The goatmother bathed both dogs today. (stop) Which caused it to snow. (stop) Seven inches and still snowing. (stop) Stuck in the barn with Ella. (stop) Please send help. ( STOP! for goats' sake.)

Oy.

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