The scheduled de-port-ation went off without a hitch. The Goatmother bounced out to the goat barn before I even had my eyes open, which was very nons-port-ing of her, if you ask me. But I suppose it was im-port-ant that she show up on time. I mean as op-port-tunistic as some doctors are, they might just go ahead without her. That would certainly never do.
So no lifting or such like for at least five days. This has meant that we goats have had to endure the port-entous attentions of the Goatfather since it is a well-known fact that taking care of goats is in no way even remotely related to any activity that could possibly port-ray the lure of a computer. No. I'm afraid goat-keeping is very low-tech.
At any rate, we are surviving even though port-ions have been rather slack in the Goatmother's absence. But that's okay. I'm sure she'll make up for it once we re-port our evident lack to her.
Now, then. I'm sure you are all wondering about the appearance of any new Super Powers. I can honestly say that none have been pur-port-ed to have appeared. As yet. I say 'as yet' because I am quite certain something s-port-ive will soon present itself. Perhaps it will be something exciting like tele-port-ation or maybe something in the trans-port-ation line. Although I have to admit I'm not too keen on the later as that might mean more trips to the vet somewhere along the way.
Anyway, in the meantime, we will do our very best to sup-port the Goatmother in any way possible. We are nothing if not accommodating around here. Goats are SUCH good s-ports. Or hadn't you noticed?