Holy Moly Moses! Are we going to have to call up a Congressional hearing on the capraconstitutionality of this device??? It is a 'bug'...in our barn!!! This is the doing of the sinister bald, or white-faced hornet! No doubt an extension of the CIA. You can find out more about their covert operations here.
Now, mind you, this one was in it's infancy. We caught it in time. We 'nipped it in the bud', so to speak! Of course you are probably thinking, 'what's the big deal?' But did you notice that part in the link above that said, "extremely protective of their nests and will sting repeatedly if disturbed."? And, did you notice the other part that said, "large gray football-shaped paper nest"? Huh? That little thing in the picture was just the tip of the iceberg! That was a mere one-day's worth of work! (These guys are no doubt 'Union') Not on my watch, Friday!!!! Ain't gonna' be no Titanic incident here. I can tell you, goats won't take that sort of thing lying down...or standing up...or running...or munching Peanuts...or any way! That would be a big NO WAY!!! This is an 'invasion of privacy' to the 'N'th degree! This is the Patriot Act in action and, believe you me, we're NOT going there! Mr. Cherthoff, may I have a word with you???