"If providence did beards devise,
To prove the wearers of them wise,
A fulsome goat would then, by nature,
Excel each other human creature." - Thomas D'Urfey

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Blog Tagged

Oy. Apparently I have been 'Blog Tagged'. The rules of this 'event' are as follows:
  • Once you are tagged, link back to the person who tagged you.
  • Post the rules on your blog.
  • Post 7 random or weird facts about yourself on your blog.
  • Tag 7 people and link to them.
  • Comment on their blog to let them know they have been tagged.
I must say, this is a problem. First of all, I do not know of any other goats (aside from Baby Belle, who has already been tagged) who write a blog. Thus, it would be impossible for me to butt...I mean, 'tag' anyone else. Still I am a good sport (of sorts) and I suppose I might be able to come up with 7 random, and probably wonderful, facts about myself that no one knows. Hmmm...

No. 1 - I am secretly in love with a fainting buck by the name of 'Gunner' who lives in Tennessee. Who would have guessed? He has the MOST beautiful, long and luxurious beard I have ever seen and a set of horns to match. What a man!!!!

No. 2 - Banana peels are an okay snack.

No. 3 - I have an irrational fear of 'weiner' dogs. They look harmless enough, but something that long and that short, at the same time, just has to have issues. I have nightmares about them crossing with coyotes. Oy.

No. 4 - I hold a secret belief that all La Mancha goats are really aliens.

No. 5 - I have fantasies of becoming a Super Model and being on the cover of Cosmopolitan.

No. 6 - Peanut butter is a government plot to smash perfectly good Peanuts in order to make them less palatable to goats. (It won't work...we'll take them any way we can get them).

No. 7 - I really like Watson and Peanut. It is just that I have an image to maintain. Shhhh. Don't tell.

So, okay, there you have it, such as it is. All thanks to DCV at http://ajourneyinyourdreams.blogspot.com/

Now, aren't you sorry you asked??? Oy.

4 comments:

Yang said...

MG - Thanks for sharing about yourself. I am continually amazed to discover what a complex and fascinating goat you are. You have unplumbed depths.

Marigold said...

Dear Yang,
Thank you. I am complex aren't I? I have been wondering what happened to you. Nice to see you. :)

Kathryn and Ari said...

Hi, Marigold! We can actually help you with the Cosmo cover. Check out this website: http://www.magmypic.com/ (it's where Ari got her National Geographic cover). And by the way, the image of a weiner dog/coyote cross is going to stick with us for the rest of the day. Very, very creepy!

Farmgirl_dk: said...

Ha, ha, ha - you crack me up, Marigold! You are a very funny goat!! You might want to see someone about your obsession with peanuts, though. While they are, indeed, a "good fat", you know what they say about too much of a good thing... :-)