Agent Marigold Scully here. It was recently posited to us by my most astute former goatfarmer, that we should be alert to the possibility that Cabra was body-snatched by an alien presence. Naturally, Watson Mulder and myself were on it like goats on a Peanut. We mentioned it to the goatmother, who decided it would be to our advantage to delve further into the theory - especially in light of recent crop circle activity. So, the unsuspecting creature in question was whisked away to an unknown disclosure center in the mountains. What was revealed at the center is that pod puppy habitation is a definite possibility. See for yourself what was uncovered.
"Oy. My cover is blown."
"What were these people thinking???"
"Who are you and what have you done with my friend???"
"Ah, ha!!! We are on to you now! The antennae! I see the antennae!!!!! They're pink??!!! Who knew?"
"Oy. Where, oh where, has my little dog gone?"
"It acts like Cabra. It hoards all the chew bones just like Cabra. What masterful pretense!"
At least the rear antenna was left alone so E.T. can still phone home.
"The whole phenomena is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a government agenda." - Fox Mulder, The X-Files.