"If providence did beards devise,
To prove the wearers of them wise,
A fulsome goat would then, by nature,
Excel each other human creature." - Thomas D'Urfey

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Pod Puppy

Agent Marigold Scully here. It was recently posited to us by my most astute former goatfarmer, that we should be alert to the possibility that Cabra was body-snatched by an alien presence. Naturally, Watson Mulder and myself were on it like goats on a Peanut. We mentioned it to the goatmother, who decided it would be to our advantage to delve further into the theory - especially in light of recent crop circle activity. So, the unsuspecting creature in question was whisked away to an unknown disclosure center in the mountains. What was revealed at the center is that pod puppy habitation is a definite possibility. See for yourself what was uncovered.

"Oy. My cover is blown."

"What were these people thinking???"

"Who are you and what have you done with my friend???"

"Ah, ha!!! We are on to you now! The antennae! I see the antennae!!!!! They're pink??!!! Who knew?"

"Oy. Where, oh where, has my little dog gone?"

"It acts like Cabra. It hoards all the chew bones just like Cabra. What masterful pretense!"

At least the rear antenna was left alone so E.T. can still phone home.

"The whole phenomena is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a government agenda." - Fox Mulder, The X-Files.


8 comments:

Pine Pod Farm said...

What a cutie you are Marigold!

goatfarmer said...

So LIFELIKE. Those aliens are a cunning race. Once you see the ribbons, though, it all makes sense. Good work, Marigulder.

Marigold said...

Dear Pine Pod Farm,
Ah! Welcome! Glad you stopped by. However, I do hope you realize that I am a beautiful GOAT and not a mere disguised pod puppy. :)

Kathryn and Ari said...

Those antennae MUST be alien!

Marigold, peanuts were exactly what we were going to send you! Can you email us at kmiles@unity.edu and we'll arrange shipment? And congrats!

goatgirl said...

I'm sorry to say I don't watch the X files but I do know who Fox Mulder is. Anyway what a cute pod puppy.

Farmgirl_dk: said...

Dear Marigold, please pass on my high praise to the pooch you call the pod pup. Poor girl, she did a really good job surviving the groomers, er, disclosure center. As I've been told on a number of occasions, it is a horrible, awful, no good place and the addition of the pink ropes cutting off the circulation to her ears were just adding insult to injury. Yet she's still smiling and chewing and acting all-Cabra like. C'mon...nose over a few peanuts to her next time she runs by. She really deserves 'em. :-)

Marigold said...

Dear FarmGirl,
I am truly sorry. I can not nose over any Peanuts. Dogs can't fully appreciate the Sacredness of Peanuts, and an alien even less.

Farmgirl_dk: said...

Come see my 9/04/08 blog post please.