"If providence did beards devise,
To prove the wearers of them wise,
A fulsome goat would then, by nature,
Excel each other human creature." - Thomas D'Urfey

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Things That Go Bump In The Night

Ah! Halloween! My favorite time of year! That being said, I have decided to dedicate the remainder of my posts for the month of October to just that - Halloween! Now one might not think a goat would be interested in anything spooky, but I can assure you 'There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,than are dreamt of in your philosophy.' And so we begin our little 'countdown' to Halloween. Hold onto your Peanuts and get yourself prepared for a wild ride into the realm of the unknown and unheard of. BaaaHaHaHaHaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

We begin our journey by delving into the imponderable domain of the ghost goat. Ha! You thought such incomprehensibly hideous occurrences were the stuff of mere goattales. But verily I say unto thee, 'Fie!' It is not only possible, but quite probable. Allow me to offer proof. Please click here, and if you are squeamish or easily frightened, be forewarned. What you are about to see is truly, truly terrifying.


Farmgirl_dk: said...

I've seen this...and it makes me sad not scared. Poor little creepy goaty couldn't figure out why all his goaty buddies were running away from him. Fortunately, Marigold, your goatmother would NEVER do anything like this to you!

Robyn said...

Uggghhh, poor little goatie!

Quick Marigold, cover poor Watson's eyes. It may prove more than his delicate constitution can handle!