"If providence did beards devise,
To prove the wearers of them wise,
A fulsome goat would then, by nature,
Excel each other human creature." - Thomas D'Urfey

Monday, November 3, 2008

Cutest Kid ...Ever!

Hey, ho! Peanut here! Guess what? Yes, I won the contest for Cutest Kid Ever born at Herron Hill Dairy. Of course it was a fierce campaign. Aren't they always? Anyhow, I want to thank ACORN (Ardent Caprine Organization of Revisionist Numerators) for their very non-compliant help. Special thanks go to the Mighty Quinn of that body. I would also like to thank all my constituents in the great states of CA, OR, WA, NC, WVA, TN, ME, VA, NV, TX, AR, KY, SC, FL, CO, MA, OK, MO, WI, PA, MN, IL, OH, NH, GA, NY, and the countries of Switzerland, Germany, Israel, New Zealand and Canada for their votes and support. I apologize if I have neglected to mention anyone. It has been a long, arduous journey, and I , for one, will be glad to get back to watching television without infused political propaganda. Truthfully, I find eating far more fascinating than politics. After all, as Groucho Marx once said, "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." In the end, I find animal cookies a lot more satisfying.

5 comments:

goatfarmer said...

I think it is the KISS eye makeup, Peanut. I'm sure no one else will dare to challenge you, though.

goatgirl said...

Congratulations Peanut but I think next year Cora Belle will challenge you. Although that may be confusing to voters since she favors her good looking older brother.

Marigold said...

No, goatgirl. Cora Belle will have to challenge Betty...or Belle Pepper...or someone. I am retiring from politics. Ya' gotta' quit while you're ahead.

Queen Quattra said...

Mmphm!!

goatfarmer said...

Good call, Peanut. Elections are so tedious.