Some Of Us Have It, And Some Of Us Don't

Move over Heidi Klum. I'm going to be her manager. She's not going for Peanuts - or, come to think of it, maybe she is. Sounds like a plan to me. Eight million tasty Peanuts a year. I wonder if I can get her to go for it? I wonder if I can actually eat eight million Peanuts a year?
(Now, that was a stupid thought.)

Anyway, I tried and you know what? She went all 'Mae West' on me. "I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing." Oh, well. Guess I'll have to go back to dreaming. It was a good fantasy while it lasted.