Philosophical commentary on life from a Caprine point of view.
My favorite commercial by far. I thought I would pee my pants when that goat screamed.
Dear Kelly,Will there be Doritos in YOUR barn? Huh?
Yes, I do think we should be getting some as well.
I do like me some Dorito's. I might have to get all ninja on a goat like that!
Dear Millie,We may have to resort to extortion. Leave 5 large bags of Doritos in a plain brown paper bag at the barn door at Midnight or pictures of the Goatmother bald go on the internet.
Dear Lisa,Leave my Doritos alone or we'll be sending that little green guy back to visit. (I'm beginning to like this whole extortion idea.)
Dear Marigold, all of us Goat Maids and Goat Mothers and other so-named servants of goats are calling for a boycott of Doritos. It's hard enough catering to the goaties' whims. Now it's downright impossible.
Dear Terry,Shhhhhhh! Do NOT let the Goatmother hear you say that. She has enough stupid ideas on her own without help. Well, never mind. Until her hair grows back I've got her exactly where I want her. BWAAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
Be careful what you wish for, Marigold. Doritos are just a vehicle for MSG, which as we all know is a magically addictive substance guaranteed to drive up chip sales and mess up brain cells. (MSG = Mentally Screwed-up Goat.)Say NO to Doritos and YES to Peanuts! (As long as they're not Dry Roasted.)Sincerely,The Food Additive Police(Motto: "Making You Feel Guilty for Eating the Foods You Love Best")P.S. The F.A.P. had a handful of Cheetos tonight. We're very good at talking the talk - not so much at walking the walk.:)
Okay - just watched the commercial.Hilarious! :)
Dear Mrs. Micawber,You're just trying to trick me. I can tell. Plus you already came across with an admission of hypocrisy so, then, why should I trust you? Eh? I ask you.
Dear Mrs. Micawber,Admittedly it was kind of *girly* scream.
That was a GREAT commercial...or maybe we all liked it so well because we understand goats so well?!? Please do NOT tell the goats here about Doritos, I already have to buy them Peanuts now! (sigh)
Dear Candy,Actually the jury is still out on the Dorito issue, despite my extortion attempts. Peanuts still hold the number one place, but we shall see... Bwaaaah hahaha ha ha ha!!!!!!
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