"If providence did beards devise,
To prove the wearers of them wise,
A fulsome goat would then, by nature,
Excel each other human creature." - Thomas D'Urfey

Monday, June 25, 2007

This Could Be My Last Post

This is what it used to look like twice a day around here. (Please disregard the fact that this isn't necessarily anyone's best side - especially Boo's). It does not look like this ANYmore. The goatmother decided that Boo wasn't the only one who had consumed a few too many Peanuts. We are all on a diet now, for goat's sake!!! A meager 2/3 of a cup of grain spread out amongst three 'mature' goats once a day. Once a day! That is ALL! Great Good God Pan!!! (You know, that guy with the goat feet?) HELLOOO! STARVING GOATS IN INDIA HERE! I feel myself growing weaker by the minute. By the time 'gudndreye' finally happens ( a second coat was recently applied) I will not have the strength to make it up on top. Things are growing dim...this could very well be my last post. Please. Send food...

2 comments:

goatfarmer said...

Refuse to eat ANYTHING, Marigold. When they serve the insulting little sprinkling of grain, just walk away and go stand in a corner. Press your head against the wall. Droop your eyes. This will bring the peanuts back out in a hurry, along with the sympathy and attention you deserve.

The Sweet Pea said...

Dear Marigold,
this is quite outragious!
How can you think without all those peanuts!!!????
I must say, I have things in much better control around here! I have de donna making me popcorn everynight ....and peanuts too!