Thanks to my friend, Mrs. Micawber (whom I bet didn't know she was really a Muse), and due to not being able to leave the barn (because even though they said it was supposed to rain, it is snowing again), I have decided to turn my hoof to writing something a little different. I shall spare you the explanations and simply cut to the chase as I present to you:
The Lord of the Wings
We begin our story eons and eons, and just skads of years, ago in a land known as Equidistant-Earth. The Dark Lord Ellaron has come upon THE ONE PEANUT, a five-to-a-sheller (What?! This is a work of fiction.) to rule over all Peanuts. The ONE to rule them ALL. But the evil, dark Ellaron, fascinated one day by her own reflection, managed to lose THE ONE PEANUT.
Time passed and it came to be that an innocent-looking woman, walking along one day, looked down and noticed something. Little did she know that THE ONE PEANUT wanted only to use her to find the way back to its vile master. The woman placed the found object into her pocket, but its dastardly influence began to change her unnaturally. Soon she was turned into a twisted creature known only as The Goatmother. She was a slave to THE ONE PEANUT, calling it her cherrr-ishhh-ed. But THE ONE PEANUT was not to be denied, and one day the creature, Goatmother, also lost the cherrr-ishhh-ed.
Eventually, THE ONE PEANUT came into the possession of Frodigold, a lovely, highly intelligent, and exceedingly courageous young goat, dwelling happily in a beautiful part of Equidistant-Earth. Frodigold was informed by her wizened computer-wizard friend, Goatfather, the Grey, that THE ONE PEANUT was evil and must be destroyed. But THE ONE PEANUT could only be destroyed by throwing it into the depths of the barn at MoreDoors, where it would be consumed by odious Orcmice and subsequently 'eliminated'. Soon, Frodigold was joined by her loyal friend, WatWise GoshOgee, and the Partnership of the Peanut was formed. Thus began their fateful journey.
Please be sure to stay tuned for part II, Lord of the Wings - The Two Terrors.