The Ultimate Sin

Oy. I can put up with a lot of things, but this takes the Peanut. I can not even begin to express my outrage, my indignation, over this matter. As you can see, Ella has decided to take over my stump. My stump!!!! Can you believe it? Can you begin to comprehend the audacity this requires? MY STUMP IS SACRED, SECOND ONLY TO THE HOLY GRAIN ROOM AND PEANUTS!

DO YOU HEAR THIS, ELLA???

Simply put, the stump is MINE.
Period.
End of discussion.

There is a Yiddish expression that is, 'A chazer bleibt a chazer'. Translated, it simply states, 'A pig remains a pig'. Need I say more? Oy.

Good News

Hey! 'Gudndreye' happened today! Oh, boy!!! The only trouble is I just feel too weak...too weak... ...fading fast... ... ... send food... ... ... ...

This Could Be My Last Post

This is what it used to look like twice a day around here. (Please disregard the fact that this isn't necessarily anyone's best side - especially Boo's). It does not look like this ANYmore. The goatmother decided that Boo wasn't the only one who had consumed a few too many Peanuts. We are all on a diet now, for goat's sake!!! A meager 2/3 of a cup of grain spread out amongst three 'mature' goats once a day. Once a day! That is ALL! Great Good God Pan!!! (You know, that guy with the goat feet?) HELLOOO! STARVING GOATS IN INDIA HERE! I feel myself growing weaker by the minute. By the time 'gudndreye' finally happens ( a second coat was recently applied) I will not have the strength to make it up on top. Things are growing dim...this could very well be my last post. Please. Send food...

The Great Depression

She painted it. That silly, goatesthetics-challenged goatmother painted the best goat toy EVER! What COULD she have been thinking?! Now we are banned from it until something called 'gudndreye' happens. When the toy is 'gudndreye' we can go back on it. Until then there is a huge prison-style fence blocking the way. Tomorrow no doubt she'll post a guard. I am SO depressed. Maybe the toy will get out for good behavior. I might even be willing to give that a try myself - the good behavior part, not the getting out. I mean what is there to get out for? After all, all the Peanuts are in here. Good behavior. That's a bit of a hard alfalfa pellet to swallow. I'll have to think about that a bit. Hmmm...within depression the seeds of desperation are born. (or is it the other way around?)

The Best Goat Toy EVER!

Today was the day to end all days! Today the goatmother and the goatfather (well, mostly the goatfather) built something in our pen. Mind you it is "supposed" to be a shed for the new fainting goat that is coming. This could cause me to begin to actually like that guy because this 'shed' is the ultimate in goat toys! It is beyond anything. It is superb! It is like having a one-stop-shopping, complete goat agility course. I just can't begin to tell you. It is open on both ends and flat, but ever-so-slightly angled on the top (to deflect the rain, of course...making it aerodynamically excellent in my estimation).

Naturally, Ella-the-hog was first on top and thought she would keep it all to herself. However, as you can see, I was photographically captured in mid-flight above, displaying undeniable proof of my superior athletic prowess. (I am sure my ears help dramatically.) And, you can see from the position of Boo's ears that she is getting the hay out of my way, while Ella looks around in complete surprise and awe of my ability.

Shortly after this shot was taken, Ella began her harrassment. You can see her head is already starting downward into the 'butt-her-usurping-self-outta'-here' position. Sharing is NOT on Ella's 'word-of-the-day' list
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But at the end of the day, when all is said and done, you see who gets the Peanuts. A goat could get to like this.

A Lesson In Herding (Part 2)

What's this? The Might Quinn has moved up . He has graduated to carpenter ants. At 17 weeks isn't he precocious? Even if it is herding, I'm impressed!

Ahhhhhhhh!!! It's coming at him!!! Run, Quinn! Head for the barn! Snort and sound the alarm, for goat's sake!!!!

"What's that you say??? I'm what???"

"You are getting veeeeery sleeeepy......."

Uh,oh. Too late. Someone should have tried to warn him. Never, but never, stop long enough to actually listen to what the ant is saying. Oy. Think we goats are gonna' be safe for a good while longer yet.

A Lesson In Herding

Ah, the Mighty Quinn has at last graduated from herding slugs to what you see below. This is an earwig , to be exact. Being on the receiving end of all herding endeavors, I don't profess to know a great deal about the process as a whole. From what I can glean, however, here is a blow-by-blow description of what is occurring for those of you as yet unfamiliar with the 'sport'.Here we see a demonstration of the command, 'Away to me' (flank counter-clockwise around the stock).
Now the Mighty Quinn is demonstrating the initial stages of the 'Come bye' command (flank clockwise around the stock).
In this shot, we see a splendid example of the 'Walk up' (approach the stock) command.
Unfortunately, the Mighty Quinn appears to have given up in this shot. Me thinks we have a bit more work to do. Don't you just want to slap the silly grin off that earwig's face???