Now you are probably wondering what in the world is a Fainter? This little video will make it all very clear - perhaps too clear. Perhaps more clear than you ever wanted it to be.
I just don't know. I mean, what's next? An elephant? And you know, this new goat will probably faint if it doesn't get all the peanuts. You know, like those human kids you see kicking and screaming? Which will probably result in it's getting even more peanuts! Peanuts...Yes... Ever see a Myotonic Mini Nubian?
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Marigold I see you are practicing inversion therapy, just like Rosie O'Donnell. It is doing you a world of good. Don't forget, though, the fainter could become your assistant, and there is nothing better than having someone to kowtow to you and cater to your every whim. I mean, I know you have the goatmother, but she only has two legs, as you point out, so it isn't really the same.
Dear Goatfarmer,
Rosie. One of my idols - even if she does have only two legs. You should probably know that I will do almost anything for Peanuts.
By the way...you notice Peanuts is capitalized. This is out of reverence.
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