"If providence did beards devise,
To prove the wearers of them wise,
A fulsome goat would then, by nature,
Excel each other human creature." - Thomas D'Urfey

Friday, January 15, 2010

The Path of Peculiarity

Halooooooo! My name is Boo. I don't think Marigold painted me in a very good light in her last post. In fact, I really don't think she was painting me at all ... at least I don't remember seeing any brushes. Anyway, I felt compe ... compel .... comp ... I felt I ought to tell you ... I ought to def .. de ... I ought to stick up for myself. The Path I follow is the best. That's it. It is just The Best. It is THE Way. It is the only Way. What you see above is a page from the Ann ... the Annal ... the book telling about my ancestors. Why I come from a long line of veneerable ancestors. My line and my Path are to be hornored and not mok ... mock .. mo ... made nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah at. The goats in my line are august, and probably even september. Why they are wize and, and corpulent! I am ... I ...

Oh. Is that a Peanut?

*Editor's Note: If you have difficulty reading the page from the Annals of Peculiarity, click on it and you will get a larger image.

Other Note: ... Oy


goatfarmer said...

Ah, Nubiansense.

Animals with Opinions said...

good of you to speak up for yourself. can't say i understood it all but i think i ger your point and i agree.

gerald majestic