You may recall that the Goatmother, thanks to the presence of the port, has joined the ranks of the Power Puff Girls as Butt-erBean (Sorry, I just had to spell it that way. Just call it goatwriter's license.), caped crusader for good? Well, let me just say she takes her role seriously. As a result, she has been pondering myriad ways to thwart evil, stand for good, and uphold the rights of men, women, moms, goats and apple pie. Oh, wait. Maybe not so much with the apple pie. Apple pie does pretty well on its own.
Anyway, like I said, she's been considering this a lot. Then, quite by accident, the Goatmother came to be aware of a new Super Power. Now you are likely wondering just how a port-possessing, chemically enhanced, bald ninja of a woman of questionable age could possibly come up with a new Super Power. Let's just say the Universe sometimes likes to surprise you.
Picture this, if you will. The Goatmother is outside. She hasn't been going outside much because, well, chemotherapy kind of does that to you. This has served to make the Goatmother rather cranky, which is really saying something considering she is normally hardly ever cranky. (Except, of course, when it comes to Ella because, let's face it, who doesn't Ella make cranky?) Anyway, the Goatmother is sitting outside on the back deck when suddenly she hears a high pitched whine in the vicinity of her ear. That's when it hit her.
"Come on, you sorry little blood sucking vampire. Bite me! I dare you!!!"
"Come on, you flying little sack of insectoidal vermination!!! What'sa matta you? Cheeeecken? Pock-pock-pock-brawwwaaackk!!!! I double-dog...no double-GOAT DARE you!!!!!!"
"Aw, come ON. Dude! One bite. Just one eensy, teensy, tiny little taste. There's stuff flowin' in these veins you don't even wanna' know what it is!!!!!"
"Whhhhrrrtttt.....wheeeeeee.... zzzzzzzzz .... plop."
And that's how it happened. Butt-erBean. Saving the World - one blood sucker at a time.
"Personal transformation can and does have global effects. As we go, so goes the world, for the world is us. The revolution that will save the world is ultimately a personal one." - Marianne Williamson