Well very recently we had visitors. Now these weren't just any visitors, mind you. These were the very best kind of visitors. The kind bearing gifts. You know, like Peanuts and cookies. Like lots of Peanuts and cookies. Big Peanuts and organic cookies. Are you getting the picture here?
Here let me show you:
You will notice who is front and center? Look how svelte I am. Also notice that *the Alpine* has her nose turned away. This is a good thing, just in case you didn't know that already.
Now I want to tell you here and now that the Goatmother could take a lesson from these two lovely young ladies. First of all, one did not need to beg. Peanuts and cookies were offered freely. Generously. With abandon. None of this, 'Marigold, you simply must wait your turn.' Or, 'Marigold! Share!'. No, my friends, with these two it was first come, first served. And since I am most definitely the fastest and most sure-footed goat here, guess who was served most often? Which, come to think of it, might be why *the Alpine* has her nose out of joint in that picture. Oh, well. It is what it is, Ella. Live with it.
Anyway, just look at this one:
See there? That sainted young lady is making sure the Peanut goes directly to me. How considerate! How polite! And you thought all kids did these days was play video games. No. And notice how she ignores *the Alpine* even though said Alpine is trying to insinuate herself between me and the source of joy? Marvelous! Rapturous! First class all the way.
The only problem with this visit was that they just didn't stay long enough. I miss them terribly. Well, I miss all those Peanuts and cookies, but I really did like the girls too. Besides, the Goatmother is just stingy. Maybe they'll come back if I ask politely.
At any rate, I hope if you have visitors at your house, they are as splendid as these. There is an old saying "The ornaments of your house will be the guests who frequent it." ~Author Unknown Do you suppose that counts for barns too???